I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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