I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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