Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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