their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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