So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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