this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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