So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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