Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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