dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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