ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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