I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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