when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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