problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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