its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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