Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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