Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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