you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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