Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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