**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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