She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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