doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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