Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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