someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize