Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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