man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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