the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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