What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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