he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
wow bdsm is so cute
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