I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
