you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
