Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!