I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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