your room smells of hookers.
And success
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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