I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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