should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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