She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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