I wish I could teleport
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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