we're blogging at a bar
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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