the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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