all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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