what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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