I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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