normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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