Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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