Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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