i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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