he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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