I want to have your abortion
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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