i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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