Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You made out with two different species that night
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
