Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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