If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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