what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I want a musical about memes.
You are a genius and a whore.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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