i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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